BEWARE!!

Apparently, there is a Trash robber on the loose. Wade and I woke up this morning to find our entire trash can (full of trash) missing. Gone!! Nowhere to be seen. Anyway this is how it went down. Last night at about 11:00 p.m. Wade put out the trash for pick up the next morning. Then we slept! Then, Wade left for work this morning and then comes back in the house and says, Where is our trash can? I am like What do you mean our trash can? He says, Our trash, its gone. I'm like you are kidding me! W-Nope its gone. A- It can't be. You mean someone stole our trash. He is like yeah and they stole the canister. CRAZY!! So immediately I panic thinking Why does someone want our trash and the trash can! Luckily I save pretty much every bill, bank statement, etc. I really can't think of anything they could possible get except a whole bunch of poopie diapers and who knows what other disgusting items. But it is still pretty disturbing to think that someone might be going through our trash. If they wanted to still our identity, why wouldn't they just reach in and take the bags out without us knowing, why the whole canister? I mean now I know they have our trash and I will be monitoring everything like crazy so if that was the reason, they are really idiots. Maybe its some crazy drug addict and they are thinking maybe Wade threw out a prescription pad or something I don't know but very DISTURBING! Take note, I did notify the proper authorities and a nice lady deputy came up and filed a report about our missing trash and trash can! So beware, a robber is on the loose!!!!:)
P.S. The trash can is big and black and full of trash, please let us know if you find it or know any information regarding its whereabouts. There may be a small reward. Thank You!